QUEZON CITY, Quezon Province, Philippines – THE TMRCB, also known as the The Making in Rating a Culinary Bureau, after series of serious deliberations, has issued the X Rating on the movie called SDTG, or She’s Dating the Gangster. Also, the screening of the said movie was ordered suspended from public viewing in all cinemas nationwide.
This issuance was released due to the two posts in a social media from two men:
The She’s Dating the Gangster was sooo breast-taking. I now knew this was excellent!
Enchanting! It takes my breasts away!
Senior Superior E. Wan had said, “We don’t want this to happen again, especially to the teenagers, who are fond of watching romantic movies like this.”
Due to the said regulation, all cinema owners are suspended from exhibiting the movie. Non-compliance means closure of the cinema stores, or a fine of one thousand Philippine pesos (around US$ 22.54), or both.
Meanwhile, the Windows and Doors Movie Maker has issued a private apology and had vowed to remove breast-taking scenes “to avoid incidents like this to happen again”.
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