LTFRB investigates It’s Showtime, Yaya Dub disguises in concert

QUEZON CITY, Quezon Province, Philippines – It’s now LTFRB’s turn.

The letter of MTRCB on Pastillas issue. Click here to enlarge.

ALTHOUGH netizens and Gabriela have consistently complained about the inclusion of Miss Pastillas in It’s Showtime, as it does not teach values, and even if MTRCB had met with the program’s executives over the issue, no official verdict from MTRCB has been released. Consequently, one netizen stood up. In her tweet, via an informant, she called the attention of LTFRB, or the Live Television Feed Ratings Board, to investigate the immoral content of featuring Angelica Jane Yap.

Many people complained about her tweet, asking why LTFRB would investigate the matter, which typically falls under jurisdiction of MTRCB. Winston Gines, the chairman of the agency, had further clarified the distinction between his agency, and the latter. He pointed out that under the new executive order issued by P-Noy, the rating and regulation of live TV shows will be transferred to his agency.

“[The] MTRCB, sa pangalan pa lang, alam mo na siya ay lupon na nagre-review at nagka-classify lang ng (by its name, you know that it is the board that reviews and classifies only) movie and non-live television. Sa aking ahensya naman, live feed lang po sa telebisyon ang nire-rate namin. (In my agency, we only rate live feeds in the television.)”

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The SSPG logo as mandated by LTFRB to the show.

“Don’t worry, we are considering the effect of the Pastillas segment to the children. Agang-aga, matututo na silang maghanap ng boyfriend. (These kids will be taught early to search for their boyfriend.)”

He further requested the girl, “Isama mo na rin ang (Request also investigation from) DSWD for
child abuse against her, [and] DOH for her heart’s status para mas masaya (to make it a happy one).”

Meanwhile, Gines had ultimately ordered the program to display a video, featuring the logo of LTFRB and its rating of the show, SSPG. The acronym meant Sobrang Striktong Patnubay at Gabay (Super Strict Parental Guidance).


As fans gather together for a concert with Lifehouse, Yaya Dub, together with her Lola Nidora, went also there to release their stress. To avoid further stress while enjoying the concert, they had to disguise, the maiden wearing eyeglasses and heavy make-up. This was featured in a national newspaper, and Alex Brosas and some netizens reacted furiously on her act.

The netizens’ negative reactions follows:

Hahaha! kailangan pang mag disguise!!! really???

akala mo naman pagkakaguluhan sya sa concert… kung maka disguise…

hindi na po kailangan mag disguise hehe nag feeling tuloy sya!!!! imposible naman na hindi na sya kakalabas ng bahay OA naman nun…

OA naman. Hindi naman nagbayad mga tao para makita sya..

really? is there really a need to disguise? paris hilton?! lol

Hindi naman sya pagkakaguluhan dun! Nagmukha lang lalong ewan. Praningning!!!

Lola Nidora, who had already knew their reactions, defended their act of hiding. She further narrated, “Eh sino’ng nagko-concert, kami ba o ang Lifehouse?” (Who is the main cast of the concert – we or the Lifehouse?)

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Maine Mendoza, also known as Yaya Dub, spotted at the Lifehouse concert.

Kapag hindi namin gagawin iyon, sasabihin ng mga netizens, walang respeto si Yaya Dub, na nagpapasikat siya, na papansin siya. Pero kapag nag-disguise, dudumugin nila ang apo ko at hindi na titingnan ang banda. Kapag hindi napagbigyan, sasabihin nila na napakasuplada niya. Ano ba talaga? Kapag may nangyaring stampede, masasagot ba ni Alex Brosas at iba pa sakaling may masamang mangyari sa mga tao?” (If we don’t masquerade, netizens say Yaya Dub has no respect, that she grabs attention and wants to be famous. But if she disguises, they will crowd around my granddaughter and never look at the band. If not given the chance to be with her, they will say that she’s egoistic. What are they trying to say? If stampede happens, will Alex Brosas and others shoulder the responsiblity if worst happens to these people?)

Hindi talaga sila mauubusan ng reklamo. Ang sa amin lang, nirerespeto lang namin ang kanilang concert. Kung wala kaming respeto sa kanila, eh bakit pa kailangang mag-disguise ni Yaya Dub?” (The complaints of netizens are really infinite. What we are trying to say is that we respect their concert. If we don’t have it, why should Yaya Dub disguise?)

Lola Nidora advises, “May tamang panahon para magpasikat, at may tamang panahon para hindi gawin ito. Alam na alam iyan ng apo ko. Masakit man sa loob ko ay nanghihinayang pa rin ako kasi wala si Alden.” (There’s a right time to be famous, and there’s a right time not to do it. My granddaughter knows it fully. It hurts, but I regret that Alden’s not here.)

Due to the incident, the grandmother has plans to further disguise herself and Yaya Dub in the next concerts. This will be done in such a way that they will not be totally recognized even by the prying eyes of netizens, concert goers, and media. She stated, “Balak naming humiram ng prosthetics mula sa Your Face Sounds Familiar.” (We plan to borrow prosthetics from Your Face.)


WARNING: This article is a joke, is intended to be read for enjoyment, is intended for fun, and this should not be read seriously. TweetNewscaster is not responsible for any loss or injury associated in believing that this article is very real.


Featured Images Credit:

LTFRB logo via GMA News

Rated SPG via YouTube

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Maine Mendoza spotted at concert.

Binalayok Recipe (“Original” Version)

Marami ang nagtatanong sa may-akda kung saan galing ang binalayok, kung saang lalawigan o bayan ito nagmula, at kung totoo nga ba ang binalayok. The truth is that binalayok was made para lamang sa programang Pangako Sa’Yo. As a consequence, kahit na i-Google mo pa iyan, hindi mo talaga mahahanap ang sagot sa mga tanong na nabanggit.

Matagal na nating nakita kung ano ang nasa laman ng binalayok ni Yna Macaspac. Niluto niya ito para kay Amor Powers nang bumisita siya sa bahay ng huli.

Ang naipublish natin noon pa na Binalayok Recipe ay isang romantic version. Ngayon, sa artikulong ito, tatangkain natin na magluto ng binalayok a la Amor Powers, or the hypothetical original version ng Binalayok, as featured lately sa Pangako Sa’yo.


Napakadali lang lutuin ang Binalayok. Heto ang mga ingredients. Just follow the specifications used in our first Binalayok recipe:

  • Clay pot
  • Sabaw ng halaan
  • Gata ng niyog
  • Turmeric powder
  • Luya
  • Lemon grass
  • Ulang
  • Vermicelli
  • Tahong at talangka (optional)
  • Siling Bikolano (kung gusto mo naman ng spicy original binalayok)
  • Hammer o dos por dos
  • Sibuyas at bawang, chopped and diced

Nakahanda na ba ang mga ingredients? Maganda ba ang iyong mood? Kung parehong oo ang sagot mo sa mga nabanggit, magluto na tayo:

  1. Ibuhos ang gata ng niyog at ang sabaw ng halaan sa clay pot. Ilagay din dito ang iba pang mga ingredients. And of course, hindi mo naman puwedeng isama ang hammer o dos por dos, unless kakainin mo din iyan.
  2. Ilagay ang clay pot sa isang pugon o oven. Hintaying kumulo ang clay pot. Pakuluan ito nang matagal na matagal, para naman lumitaw nang lubos ang sarap ng dish na ito.
    Beware: Kahit na sinasabi sa programa na saradong-sarado na niluluto sa pugon o oven ang binalayok, kailangan mo pa ring maglagay ng vent na paglalabasan ng init. Otherwise, kapag walang malabasan ng init ang nasa loob ng clay pot, posibleng sumabog ito at masira pa ang dish mo.
  3. Saka mo na basagin ang clay pot. Siyempre, babasagin mo siya sa taas. Matatawa na lang ako kung buong clay pot ay babasagin mo. 🙂 Sayang naman ang niluto mong binalayok.
  4. At saka, hanguin mo na ang palayok. The “Original” Binalayok – TweetNewscaster’s version is now ready to be served.

So, naturuan ko na kayo kung paano lutuin ang exotic dish na ito. Hope you enjoyed the author’s reconstruction of the original Binalayok recipe, base sa ingredients na nai-share ni Amor Powers via Kapamilya Chat. So, take a sip of the soup, relax, and enjoy!

It’s Showtime gains Kuya Kim, Ms. Pastillas finds her love

BIÑAN CITY, Laguna, Philippines – The search for Mr. Pastillas is over.

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It’s Showtime hosts. Photo courtesy of ABS-CBN News.

DURING the thanksgiving celebration of It’s Showtime, they had finally seen Kim Atienza. This was amid rumors that Kim had filed earlier a leave on the show since they formerly cared more for Miss Pastillas than him, and he believed that “the segment degrades women”. A well-known rumor among netizens further stated that “other hosts disagree with him, needing another match to Kalyeserye (Street Series). Kuya Kim lost in the argument, and he threatened to resign at It’s Showtime. After some talk, he was given ‘vacation.’”

It’s Showtime had finally decided to phase-out Miss Pastillas, since they realized that nothing better will happen if they keep on waiting for many applicants like Coco Martin and yet, she did not pick even a single guy. A staff who refused to reveal her name added that “kung ipipilit pa rin nila ang segment na iyan, hindi na magiging masaya ang Animversary ng programa. Lalong mawawalan ng tao sa lungsod ng Biñan.” (if they still insist to maintain that segment, the program’s sixth anniversary would not be happy. They will further lose spectators in Biñan City.)

When asked what he had done during his leave days, Kuya Kim stated that he had done taping on his program Matanglawin.

Not known from the Showtime hosts was the secret meeting of Miss Pastillas with Lola Nidora. At the time they are still hosting the program in the city, Angelica Jane Yap had asked Lola on how to choose from among the guys. The latter replied that Miss Pastillas should not rush in finding her true love. Her last words to the maiden were “Maganda ka naman. Hayaan mong sila ang manligaw sa iyo. Darating din siya sa tamang panahon.” (You’re beautiful. Let them court you. He will come at the right time.)


As Rebisco is thinking of strategies to boost their sales on candies, they are still finding and pursuing endorsers on its present line of candies like Mr. Yema, Mr. Buko, Mr. Kofi, Mr. Mais, and Mr. Keso.

media_cbe478629fa2657e320c89c16fa5dceeRecently, John Nang, the president of Rebisco, announced that they will produce another candy, and this will be called Mr. Pastillas. He further explained that, “Finally, we now have an answer to the question, ‘Nasaan ka (Where are you), Mr. Pastillas?’ Here it is. Sana tumigil na ang It’s Showtime sa kakahanap kay Mr. Pastillas. (It’s Showtime should now stop finding him.) We have now created that product.”

As of present, they are calling Angelica Jane to announce that her search for Mr. Pastillas is finally over. They are also offering her to endorse the said candy, the date which he refused to answer.


WARNING: This article is a joke, is intended to be read for enjoyment, is intended for fun, and this should not be read seriously. TweetNewscaster is not responsible for any loss or injury associated in believing that this article is very real.