BTS (방탄소년단) – Idol (Full English Misheard Lyrics)

We are on our way featuring again BTS, with their song Idol.

I have to feature this, as their song is very colorful, and this excites the listener. There you will see the strong vocals of most members, particularly that of RM. To better focus on them, their primary official MV will be used. (Not that featuring Nicki Minaj, as we dealt it with another misheard lyric.)

Considering the misheard lyrics below, the alternate title for this song is “Laughing Mustard”. Or as others misheard Jungkook’s line, that would be “I Love My Family, My Kids, And My Wife.” (Btw, it can be shortened to “I Love My Fellow.”)

Lyrics posted in the video are underlined here.

You may play this video while reading the following contents. Enjoy the misheard lyrics of “Idol” (BTS/방탄소년단) from TweetNewscaster!


They call me artist (Artist)
They call me idol (Idol)
At the matter talent (Talent)
More a head on Idol Camp

I’ll tow! I’ll try all day (Try all day)
Now, Jai Ho, then, (Jai Ho then)
No more iron then (Iron then)
Nanny, none. So Nayeon view

So got city (Ah yeah yeah yeah)
No retone you seek and search your honey
Now Rio Karen, Dianne (What?)
Cook here! You got motor corn here

I know what I am (I know what I am)
I know what I want (When no one want)
I never go train (on number train)
I never go trade (Trade on choo-choo!)

Wooh! Anne joke on Jojo
Could two talk on the show?
Jogging, chopping Shopee!

Now do what he do
Kick it, no. No no chat? I shut. Hey!
You can stop me laughing mustard!

That
Hooh hooh!
I’ll search your time
You can stop me laughing mustard!

That
Hooh hooh!
See Sana show time?
You kiss tummy, laughing mustard!

Oh oh ooh oh
Oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oh oh ooh oh
Tommy duck on Dara now, hassle!

Oh oh ooh oh
Oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oh oh ooh oh
Tommy duck on Dara now, hassle!

Say some party. All stamp hey!
Top style, that’s fall like A
Bear who zoom Paul. He’ll route cat, where?
Pull a demo. Get a power!

Wow! Easy sashy Cali. So, she call him Nikki. Sad she
Wooh! I doom a thing (I doom a thing)
I love myself
I love myself! (I love myself)
I love my fellow, my easy, my wife
May Suga neigh? (May Suga neigh?)
Now Shane, my big yeah monicker he serve

Only totally dump a Jihyo (Dump a Jihyo)
Or Jovit rumble to doll gay (Doll gay)
Come and boot a litter tally now (Tally now)
Running now running now running man. Bra!

What? I choke on choo-choo coat
Two dough call bit shop
Talking, talking, talking
Now do what he taught
Kick a noon? No, no, shut up! Shut here!
You kiss tummy laughing mustard!

That
Hooh hooh!
I’ll search your time
You can stop me laughing mustard!

That
Hooh hooh!
Cheetah now show time!
You kiss tummy, laughing mustard!

Oh oh ooh oh
Oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oh oh ooh oh
Tommy duck on Dara now, hassle!

Oh oh ooh oh
Oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oh oh ooh oh
Tommy duck on Dara now, hassle!

As a Camille, I’ll boo a girl (Cuckoo a girl)
Cock a Marley. Though rock, I’ll do one
It’s okay. Ahin, now we might myself
It’s okay. Now, it’s Suga. Meme a cat, aww!

That
Hooh hooh!
I’ll search your time
You can stop me laughing mustard!

That
Hooh hooh!
See Sana show time?
You kiss tummy, laughing mustard!

Oh oh ooh oh
Oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oh oh ooh oh
Tommy duck on Dara now, hassle!

Oh oh ooh oh
Oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oh oh ooh oh
Tommy duck on Dara now, hassle!

JENNIE (제니) – SOLO (Full English Misheard Lyrics)

This time, we are now featuring BLACKPINK’s Jennie on her solo debut entitled Solo.

We have to feature it again, as we have previously done it. This is for the benefit of all Blinks and Jennie’s fans out there, and hope y’all like it.

Considering the misheard lyrics below, the alternate title for this song is “Itch, None On Solo”. It seems that Jennie is now conscious that her opening chorus will sound awful if misheard. Why? The original lyric in Korean was “빛이 나는 솔로”, and if misheard, it will be “Bitchy, None On Solo”.

(Looks like MOMOLAND is also conscious of this in their song Bboom Bboom. Part of their original lyric tells that “눈빛” and if they did not modified the lyric to “Noon Beet”, that will be “Noon Bitch”.)

Lyrics posted in the video are underlined here.

You may play this video while reading the following contents. Enjoy the misheard lyrics of “Solo” (Jennie of BLACKPINK/제니 – 블랙핑크) from TweetNewscaster!


John, Jin, no man
John soon died on.
Searchin control. Indian turtle man
Twitch your man!

May hell my heel? Auto problem turtle
Favorite Chuckie
Yeah, pull, pull the sheep, ah
The pool, she raps song
You’ll gummy like…

(Oh, oh, oh) Even now, my gummy love my love story
(Oh, oh, oh) Who do soul and do the Nae-nae? Go!
(Oh, oh, oh) Ne-yo may hire hatchy man in love story
(Oh, oh, oh) Wanna go to na na na? Itch, none on solo!

Itch, none on solo
I’m going solo lo lo lo lo lo
I’m going solo lo lo lo lo lo!

Used to be a girl, now used to been the girl
You sit in on your feelings, so sit in on my throne
I’m gonna ten foot. A truffles in your eyes!
They stop. I moan and look in that: Me, myself, and I

I’m goin solo!
Imma do it on my own now
Now that you’re alone,
Got you looking for a toner

Solo!
This time, get and down
Testing for the Sydney crown.
Singing love like…

(Oh, oh, oh) Even now, my gummy love my love story
(Oh, oh, oh) Who do soul and do the Nae-nae? Go!
(Oh, oh, oh) Ne-yo may hire hatchy man in love story
(Oh, oh, oh) Wanna go to na na na? Itch, none on solo!

Itch, none on solo
I’m going solo lo lo lo lo lo
I’m going solo lo lo lo lo lo!

Lawn now, Solenn! Come, dawn day on
Heap your number. Whole way code, he on
Whole Owen catch Ooh-Aah!
Now nutter, why Anika?

Dahyun, now hoop! Our rant, two rope
Poodle? We have golden two rope
No, lay cuckoo. Ship hoe.
Pour gay, and I’ll go ship hoe!
Now, I’m goin’ slomo!

Itch, none on solo
I’m going solo lo lo lo lo lo
I’m going solo lo lo lo lo lo!

MAMAMOO (마마무)– Wind Flower (Full English Misheard Lyrics)

Let’s have time for MAMAMOO again, with their song Wind Flower.

This is their final act for last year, and final act for the group before they embark on solo debuts. I find this as a parting act before they “part ways”, as noticed by their slow tempo.

In this case, they take it slow, and enjoy what they are doing as if there’s no tomorrow, as noticed by them drinking and partying all night.

Considering the misheard lyrics below, the alternate title for this song is “Get Parrot Day By Day”. If that’s the case, then all parrots would be gone.

Lyrics posted in the video are underlined here.

You may play this video while reading the following contents. Enjoy the misheard lyrics of “Wind Flower (MAMAMOO/마마무) from TweetNewscaster!


Bar a day banner. Get Sarah yeah gay, huh?
Hone now the honor, if you’ll dip her. Me, huh?
If me, I get Chen. My, no man tone her
Funny. Where hook her? He do lay my song

Oh, why he suit her red all tarry? Shoot your motor, Nancy
He has sold your wreck. Cool man, my good. He mentor bungee
My funny, yeah yeah yeah. He wear man, honey I yay
Check all the manner. More yeah bar

Ooh…
Wind flower, flay wind flower
I call him, call him, who ray him hockey
Wind flower, oh wind flower

Ooh ooh ooh ooh!
A mile nibble, he’ll bum. Oh wow why?
Ddu-du Ddu-du may mile. Nap a hike, aye
Cash he do pillow. I go, me, only show room here
Get parrot day by day. Get parrot day by day.

Got a furrow. He bone straw. Oh my, don’t know all day
Shot a day on ball. Car phone on my sold car. Bone, I ban
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Who dang my room carpool? Oh wow wow hair
Get parrot day by day. Get parrot day by day.

Yeah, you’re my hefty bread. I’m Bom!
Bone, I keep your late zero, Sir. I knock on boner naked honey there
Need you. He’ll gone cheetah. He shall yawn.
Do not share boot. Shut up the pizza. Do the zigzag

Movie shop, come up! Me roam your Nash. She could not give up
Down there, make her motor want. Not he observe
Motor can cause her your way

Hunk here. He suit her red all. I don’t butt your motor, Nancy
Two low man. No, ready Bianca’s harrow. Tell Nancy:
“I’ll pie yeah yeah yay.” Oh when a money I yay
Should call them? I mow more your bar!

Ooh…
Wind flower, where wind flower
To lodge your body, done. I know better
Wind flower, where wind flower ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh!
Me, my! Maybe, he’ll come. Ooh wow why?
Ddu-du Ddu-du. Here mom, mop pie. Hi, Kai
Does he do pillow? I go, me, should I show room here
Get better day by day. Get bed or day by day.

Got a furrow. Even straw. Oh my, don’t know all day
Shot a day on ball. Car phone on my sold car. Bone, I ban
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Who dang my rain goggle? Oh wow wow hair
Get parrot day by day. Get parrot day by day.

Go, told no show. What? She, Anna to Rome eh
He heard now call, who? None heap. You’ll do hoop, so get sure
Knock now. None a boar. I null good chore. I’ll be a nearer. Noon show Nina moon. Shitty yawn
Bell, go a none. Good, ooh new row Sarah!

[Long interlude]

Ooh ooh ooh ooh
A mile, nibble. He’ll bum
Ddu-du Ddu-du. He’ll mile. Mop her. Hi, Kai!
Does she do feel only good? Me, show room, show room there
Get better day by day. Get better day by day.

Go, run. Go, root. Give him straw on night. Don’t know all day
I’m sick on Twitter. Quick, her all the bite. Book a bone a bun
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Boot a maroon cuckoo. Oh, wow wow yeah
Get better day by day. Get better day by day.

Go, run. Go, root. Give him straw on night. Don’t know all day
I’m sick on Twitter. Quick, her all the bite. Book a bone a bun
Ooh ooh ooh ooh!

Red Velvet (레드벨벳/レッドベルベッド) – Cookie Jar (Full English Misheard Lyrics)

Good day, readers! Let’s feature again Red Velvet, with their song Cookie Jar.

This is a Japanese song, and as I know, this has no Korean counterpart. No choice but to feature this.

Just to give a short story on the MV (as I had not made a review on it), here it is. The girls were bored, trying to look for something to do. Upon unearthing a cookie jar, they ate the cookies. This leads them to imaginary place, where they can play. Upon realizing that it was just a dream, and that the foods they ate are unwholesome, they began to destroy and smash the foods and utensils.

Considering the misheard lyrics below, the alternate title for this song is “I Was Eggy”. This means that Wendy is covered with eggs.

Lyrics posted in the video are underlined here.

You may play this video while reading the following contents. Enjoy the misheard lyrics of “Cookie Jar” (Red Velvet/레드벨벳/レッドベルベッド) from TweetNewscaster!


Sidekick era era. Moon guy
Yeah, mass on Mika. No resin guy? Gimme!
Set die. More a. more a
Cat go carry carry, so knock on. Dope a Curry

Give me a Rica
Die on I. Imma eat no gobble.
She kill me! Kimmy, no!
Coke who wrote
He must suit Tony. Who’s she?

Who did a died cat on us? Home, he doll bit
Dora, damn on. Send boo. Ooh…
Dude, I die bit. Two bell, I sad shit!
To me, you know on a treat

Hashtag Cookie Jar!
Uh oh oh!

Put your hand in the cookie jar
Coke or them? Who? He carry one
Rookie, rookie yeah
Cause he go, she take – I know
Hashtag Cookie Jar!

Put your hand in the cookie jar
Could you try some a choco bar?
Care, I care Anna
Sick, I eat and go bus or
Hashtag Cookie Jar!

Die down. Suit the Kenny
Wag a Mama.
Hold a cow. I was eggy. (Yeah!)

As she mallow, meet the any keeper
My who, what? Who, what?
Do not rainy one oh gee!

Give me car in car. Sorry now!
Imma he coil cash in bag
Kill me! Give me two Sally so
Hey I cook now recipe

Who tell did I die cat? On a Suomi, down dear
Dory, damn who send boo. Ooh!
Dude, I dyed kit to peel our sad shit
You may now you own the Hashtag Cookie Jar!
Uh oh oh!

Put your hand in the cookie jar
Mock I own water. Kill the war
Took a nuke. He can hatch a goods I own. Piss her
Hashtag Cookie Jar!

Put your hand in the cookie jar
Imma Zumba candy bar
Car a unnie. Suck a Eeyore song I own
Hashtag Cookie Jar!

He took good. She hold Barry bar
Don’t mar and I ooh
Cook who rock on, who she carry war?
Don’t mar and I ooh

Sugar mash, make a moon!
Sugar mash, feel so good!
Give me two hotel. Me knockin, no, he meet
So dock. He rush hush hush!

Hashtag Cookie Jar!
Uh oh oh!

Put your hand in the Cookie Jar
Coke or them who he carry war
Took he, took a car. Does she gushy take? Oh, no!
Hashtag Cookie Jar!

Put your hand in the cookie jar
Could you dice on a choco bar?
Care, I care Anna
Sick, I and I go bus or
Hashtag Cookie Jar!

Put your hand in the cookie jar
Mock I own water. Get the war
Took a nuke. He can hatch a goods I own. Piss her
Hashtag Cookie Jar!

Put your hand in the cookie jar
Imma Zumba candy bar
Car a unnie. Suck a Eeyore song I own

Sick, I hear a song I own!
Hashtag Cookie Jar!

TWICE (트와이스) – What Is Love? (Full English Misheard Lyrics)

For the nth time, let’s feature again TWICE with their song What Is Love?

Considering the misheard lyrics below, the alternate title for this song is “You’re So Gay, Sana”. Well, this answers the question that boggled Onces and other people out there.

Lyrics posted in the video are underlined here.

You may play this video while reading the following contents. Enjoy the misheard lyrics of “What Is Love?” (TWICE/트와이스) from TweetNewscaster!


TWICE!
What is love?

Make easy. You’re so gay, Sana!
Jisoo, so now dab a soaking salsa like good car! Hmm…
So young, he bear war

Me shall run Chuck, hoe! Cozy media
Do routine could car? Yeah!
Soul a hilly poop or a hoola? Hmm…
Could I miss a meeting? Call a lotter!

Ooh!
On John, I make arrow
Hero may wring shit here, or he no milk her
Good! He run, dead do milk her
Hop on Sarah. Milk her!

I wanna know!
Sedan car on deco, madder noon day
I wanna know!
How no gay no link her? Got a noon day!
I wanna know, know, no, no
What is love?
So young, he auto milky Minzy

I wanna know!
I know JooE look on it on noon day
I wanna know!
Say some. He’ll lull him, not a noon day
I wanna know, know, no, no
What is love?
On Jin, can our hair care too?
So young hero John!

Check on dinner. Sansa car hit Ddu-Ddu
Dollar, one bag or cozy me
Caught a car cartoon there. Ooh!
Queso all day

Manny, wrong send!
Cutting Sharon, me care
So young, hey, you’re all ten.
Manor, hop her rich. He’ll come Olaf! Hmm…
Chummy, call gulpy Minzy. Call her latter

Ooh!
On John, I make arrow
Hero may wring shit here, or he no milk her
Good! He run, dead do milk her
Hop on Sarah. Milk her!

I wanna know!
Sedan car on deco, madder noon day
I wanna know!
How no gay no link her? Got a noon day!
I wanna know, know, no, no
What is love?
So young, he auto milky Minzy

I wanna know!
I know JooE look on it on noon day
I wanna know!
Say some. I lull him, not a noon day
I wanna know, know, no, no
What is love?
On Jin, can our hair care too?
So young hero John!

See gay? Some suck amigo. Salsa, goin’ Minzy
Pour a ten Ddu-Ddu. Llama now get a laundry
On Jin, auto care. Oh! Ria, enamour she
Get alone, Jin. More or Jimin, make a mayor, John gee

She cheer. Jin shall should call. Cut a Wendy
You, what tit? Imma boot a two. Tom, I’m a tea
So young, hey you’ll go. Yeah, Ne-yo come all, then I’m a tea
Oh, Sana, do lower lull or that long picker ready? Ready!

Oh, this Suga…
(Done, Tony. Go, yeah)
Oh, this Suga…
Poor Rosé pass a queso
To Lisa, dime is Suho
Seek her man. Cut her!

Suck that door. Oh, die go matter long day.
Honey in our Rico, cut a long day!
I wanna know, know, no, no
What is love?
So young, he auto milky Minzy

Aaron’s song. He who could eat a long day
He’s a leader. Aaron, macaroon there
I wanna know, know, no, no
What is love?
On Jin: Can Ahin cater so young? Hey, Hyuna!

I wanna know!
I wanna know! (What is love?)
I wanna know, know, no, no (I wanna know!)
What is love?
I wanna know!
I wanna know!
What is love? (I wanna know!)

I wanna know!
I wanna know, know, no, no
What is love?
I wanna know!

GFRIEND (여자친구) – Memoria (Korean ver.)(Misheard Lyrics)

Good day, readers! We are now on our way in featuring GFRIEND, with their song Memoria, in full English.

This misheard lyric that you will see is a Korean version. This has no official music video, so I had no choice but to embed a lyric video of it. The Japanese version, which has its MV, will be released soon.

Considering the misheard lyrics below, the alternate title for this song is “We Gonna Die”. Sadly, this presupposes that someone might die.

You may play this video while reading the following contents. Enjoy the misheard lyrics of “Memoria” (GFRIEND/여자친구) from TweetNewscaster!


Memoria, me more yeah!
Memoria, me more yeah!

Who dot? Hey, Anna, rest.
I saw Sue, who root up.
Call the whole office, so none always
He go and call, thus saw a moon
Go, come back to me

I moor. He siphon a botttle
The more he mum, choosing on a tool
Done, she who poke, no, yeah
See some cast whom could pick
Say, “Gone, she baby.”

The rain, Dara, shine! Or such era, shine!
They call to do shake a little zoom-in. Now, go!
Our Harry go to war
Now, he got two road, and you cash. Okay!
Bar I get…

Memoria, me more yeah
Go. May I cheat? Gay, you’re cake and she’ll mar
Then Dora meet him
Can eat the cake?
I love you, I love you, so miss a Kenny

Memoria, me more yeah
Who share a man? Me cut or do ship hoe
Sad, he share a nun. Guy low garter
I do care, I do care. Banker, zero

We gonna fly in the blue sky
We gonna die!

Some car hit pull bitch, to the two mall in the show
Now, reach and hatch, or Sarah she’ll miss
So mill butter. I know we do!
But owl had a rubble. Your hair…

Or ten in a sign. Poor show buckle sign
So man, cash it to run queso who sit all day
Queso, kiss on until whole trick. He had, he call me:
Sir, dwell a car!

Memoria, me more yeah
Go. May I cheat? Gay, you’re cake and she’ll mar
Then Dora meet him
Can eat the cake?
I love you, I love you, so miss a Kenny

Memoria, me more yeah
Who share a man? Me cut or do ship hoe
Sad, he share a nun. Guy low garter
I do care, I do care. Banker, zero

Everyday, everyday…

All tow car. Shame on you! Share a known cat
So, show me gun. She care a story
Shall bear a chalk. She tear on me
No one who yawn, Memoria

Ooh!
Key I’ll care

Me merry yeah. Me more, yeah
Ah. May I cheat? Gay, you’re cake and she’ll mar
Then Dora meet him
Can eat the cake?
I love you, I love you, so miss a Kenny

Memoria, me more yeah
Who share a man? Me cut or do ship hoe
Sad, he share a nun. Guy low garter
I do care, I do care. Banker, zero

We gonna fly in the blue sky
We gonna die!

PENTAGON (펜타곤) – Shine(빛나리)(Full English Misheard Lyrics)

For the first time, we have PENTAGON, with their song Shine.

I find this song very exciting, and I almost killed the play button several times, as I wanted to repeat the song.

It is sad to learn that E’Dawn had left the group just to join PSY and Hyuna. He must have realized that the song became a great hit. A commenter noted that it’s “ironic how E’Dawn wrote this song before he left Cube and it turns out to be a big hit.”

And it turned out that E’Dawn had realized the power of love upon singing it. Another noted also that “companies will have their idols perfect songs about love, but they’re not allowed to actually experience it for real.”

Anyway, considering the misheard lyrics below, the alternate title for this song is “They Shit Hill”. Wait, what did they shit?

Lyrics posted in the video are underlined here.

You may play this video while reading the following contents. Enjoy the misheard lyrics of “Shine” (빛나리) (PENTAGON/펜타곤) from TweetNewscaster!


Hmm!
Nah, now, more I got hmm…
Hotter who read on, boot her! No head, hmm…
You show TWICE, so dock on Earl
She come, Harold. Damn! Your mall got a lot chick, IU

Doll at chick, IU, men!
Number can cheat none and
Not shit, who rake it from number cutter saw

She’ll make-up a bitch, and answer here a full war
Sara teacher. No, call a teacher, man

Me can who reach on one head or nobody knows (Hey!)
Darren, you’ll shell butter. Nobody’s like you,
Yoongi, cause I saw a zombie!
To mock a pee, you’re so good in my nail

No, Sarah run in. They shit hill, they shit hill (Who?)
Could I marry? Munch her ear, munch her ear (Who?)
Now, no! I tell him, come on here, quarter here
He say some, no Hannah know dwell

Baby, I’m only yours! Oh, oh, oh
I’m only yours! Oh, oh no!
Na na na nan none none
Gargle gay none
No, Sarah, my puzzle may she cheer here

Hmm hmm, nutty more I car
A dick do money show, what heck could got her
Ready, they’re mad. He mold their car.
Get joke, who now they’re naked door
Hmm hmm. Karen, soar a manner. Share mine

May cousin mold your chick here? Gay could who see mine, or
Could you feel my moon? Could they a gay number day guy, or
Compliment in compund. In demo, least, so gone. Pause, she may roam
Man on the hill, you’re candy, but on IU

Me can who reach on one head or nobody knows (Hey!)
Darren, you shall butter. Nobody’s like you,
Yoongi, cause I saw a zombie!
To mock a pee, you’re so good in my nerd

No, Sarah run in. They shit hill, they shit hill (Who?)
Could I marry? Munch her ear, munch her ear (Who?)
Now, no! I tell him, come on here, got Harry!
He say some, no Hannah know dwell

Baby, I’m only yours! Oh, oh, oh
I’m only yours! Oh, oh no!
Na na na nan none none
Gargle gay none
No, Sarah, my puzzle might cheat jar here

You told a
Me gonna hear
Sure? Could he dare
Book her man. He soar or he mean on hair

Bee, I know there
Bitch, he now Nae-nae!
Mommy, no way! Gay duck here, father

Might rush here. I rattle, oh no no!
On Jin, I name and me no no no!
All and done? Good, the whack
Who rule gargle? She phone

Everybody knows, I got to marry queso
Listen to my heart. Now, Ne-yo, peace on me? Told you!
Could they love you, love you, love you? (Hey!)
Like you, like you, like you?
No, they’re sour, I’m here!

Now, Sarah run in. They shit hill, they shit hill (Who?)
Could I marry? Munch her ear, munch her ear (Who?)
Now, no! I tell him, come on here, got Harry
He say some, no Hannah know dwell

Everybody say:
Who do na na Moana? Baby!
No day, Grandma. Pull high car. Oh oh!
Coffee, that car call a fly! He say, “I’m none.”
Now, Sarah, now piece on the pin. Our ear!

MAMAMOO (마마무) – Egotistic (너나해)(Full English Misheard Lyrics)

Good day, readers! This is the first time we are featuring MAMAMOO, with their song Egotistic.

To give you just a little background of the group, they are the four-member girl group under RBW Entertainment. The members are Moonbyul, Wheein, Solar, and Hwasa (who recently made a solo debut). They are also part of the 1theK group. And they are known for their strong, passionate vocals.

Considering the misheard lyrics below, the alternate title for this song is “No More Jin”. Poor Jin. 😥

Lyrics posted in the video are underlined here.

You may play this video while reading the following contents. Enjoy the misheard lyrics of “Egotistic” (너나해) (MAMAMOO/마마무) from TweetNewscaster!


The loser, Mitch? So, where I teach on?
Get a trouble, Nick. I’m Taehyung, and I Nae-nae
Boom! He mop there. I’ll choose. She meet well
Seem hot there. I could meow. Lawn, Dwayne

Auto care. Has he come? He tally me.
Sorry, you should more eat her toon on Academy!
No lift up. Dare on whole look gummy
Make a song. Shall he tune your laundry?

Make a zoom car
Mom had shook her demo cookie
Chant the moron to see (who saw?)

On a second, who hear gay?
Mom had show water care, not can opener!
Imagine what gut should care

I’m money or some cold way
Some Yoongi do feel you, hey!
Farty let don’t a man. I put a maker
No matter a money.
A bra!

No more Jin. Oh, no no no. Now, hey!
No more Jin on na na na na, hey!
Boom yeah yeah, yeah yeah
May matter on sushi midday

Moon on my single care.
Could he gonna Momo noon? Ah, hey, eh yeah!
Boom yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Me matter or could you land here?
Butter on money. Hey!

Panzer or peace on?
Cheer up, cause she run on Peter!
No heater. Do they hay and Dwayne?
Even draw, come! She teach your gummy

He’s a nodder. Now, picture got her!
No, who took her mom? I tune naked on noonie
No, he bone her, so buzzer my Lay.
Memo there or Sarah ballet?

May roam usher bay, eh?
Me moan? That’s okay!
May he rush? Seek her.
May bone boat do well (Boat or dwell?)

Night, hoy!
Aid who? Moy golly, mommy. Damn yawn
Moan gotcha, none, then call Jay

My Gore, oh, can mall him.
Dang! He’ll man, yeah, gimme!
Party let her maim man. I put honey car
Me matter who one, eh? Err!

No more Jin. Oh, no no no. Now, hey!
No more Jin on na na na na, hey!
Boom yeah yeah, yeah yeah
May matter on sushi midday

Moon on my single care.
Could he gonna Momo noon? Ah, hey, eh yeah!
Boom yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Me matter or could you land here?
Matter on money, no Noona hey!

I’m really I wanna stay.
Anna really I wanna stay
I’m many to go my way!

I’m money or some cold way
Some Yoongi do feel you, hey!
Farty let don’t a man. I put a maker
Back a mat there. Oh, Wally:

Reach on mallow, hoe!

No more Jin. Oh, no no no. Now, hey!
No more Jin on na na na na, hey!
Boom yeah yeah, yeah yeah
May matter on sushi midday

Moon on my single care.
Could he gonna Momo noon? Ah, hey, eh yeah!
Boom yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Me matter or could you land here?

Tell me, I’ll serve. No no no now hey!
Eat chair. Piss her. No no no now hey!
Pour wet head on no no Noona hey!
Montero, Montero!
Footer man
Hey, no Noona, hey!
Matter one Lay!

GFRIEND (여자친구) – Sunny Summer (여름여름해)(Full English Misheard Lyrics)

For the first time, we are now featuring the misheard lyrics of another K-Pop group called GFRIEND. They are composed of six members, namely Yuju, Umji, SinB, Eunha, Sowon, and Yerin. Their genre mainly focuses on reminiscing memories, and their tune is mainly inclined to fast tune of sad songs.

The misheard lyric of their latest song, “Sunrise”, is also up for release, so watch it out!

Considering the misheard lyrics below, the alternate title for this song is “Hit The Man, Guy on Khaki”. This refers to a joke where Suga of BTS wanted to hit the man who wears khaki pants. This might be the older man who was about to kill him. Again, that’s a joke only.

Lyrics posted in the video are underlined here.

You may play this video while reading the following contents. Enjoy the misheard lyrics of “Sunny Summer” (여름여름해) (GFRIEND/여자친구) from TweetNewscaster!


All day, gag our only bun (Callin, I’ll take good car)
Boot a cock. I hiss on car (Hooh hooh hooh!)
Keep on door. Yuck, I know honey car (Me know what Jean hole car)
Who lit on Donna? Bark an outing car!

Ta ta ta take a bar!
Yeah, me know may roam bar
You rain lone car,
Pick on your rain in the sorrow war

Papa, Papa, the car!
Be sad, Jin. Butter car!
So sorry, told he mean it.
Look who said:
“Hit the man, guy on khaki. Cause I’m Suga,”
might go to the herring part.

So, take kitchen marry
You’ll be soon to marry.
Should be ham, cause hero Karen, you’ll rain a sunny summer!

(Must have a good time)
Hey! Sunny summer! (I’ve been a good pal)
Parry rate, oh yeah, good demo to lay. I care on you.
Karen, you’ll rain a sunny summer!

(Must have a good time)
Hey! Sunny summer! (I’ve been a good pal)
Parry rate, oh yeah. Sorry, Lego yeah only!

Up up up up, tit her.
He’ll miss her. Come here, Sir.
A bitch is so so gay
Laid a dorm and gay nature

Papa, Papa, the car!
Be sad, Jin. Butter car!
So sorry, told he mean it.
Look who said:
“Hit the man, guy on khaki. Cause I’m Suga,”
might go to the herring part.

So, take kitchen marry
You’ll be soon to marry.
Should be ham, cause hero Karen, you’ll rain a sunny summer!

(Must have a good time)
Hey! Sunny summer! (I’ve been a good pal)
Parry rate, oh yeah, good demo to lay. I care on you.
Karen, yeah rain!

Hey! Sunny summer! (Must have a good time)
Hey! Sunny summer! (I’ve been a good pal)
Parry rate, oh yeah. Sorry, Lego yeah only!

Gone, honey. Cut her reason that she yawn
Too low. Me, don’t milk a milk, so lay me
Auto care, you should be mine
Miss a one nail to route Julie!

Karen, you’ll rain a sunny summer! (Must have a good time)
Hey! Sunny summer! (I’ve been a good pal)
Parry rate, oh yeah, good demo to lay. I care on you.
Karen, yeah rain!

Hey! Sunny summer! (Must have a good time)
Hey! Sunny summer! (I’ve been a good pal)
Parry rate, oh yeah. Sorry, Lego yeah only!