BTS (방탄소년단) – Idol (Full English Misheard Lyrics)

We are on our way featuring again BTS, with their song Idol.

I have to feature this, as their song is very colorful, and this excites the listener. There you will see the strong vocals of most members, particularly that of RM. To better focus on them, their primary official MV will be used. (Not that featuring Nicki Minaj, as we dealt it with another misheard lyric.)

Considering the misheard lyrics below, the alternate title for this song is “Laughing Mustard”. Or as others misheard Jungkook’s line, that would be “I Love My Family, My Kids, And My Wife.” (Btw, it can be shortened to “I Love My Fellow.”)

Lyrics posted in the video are underlined here.

You may play this video while reading the following contents. Enjoy the misheard lyrics of “Idol” (BTS/방탄소년단) from TweetNewscaster!


They call me artist (Artist)
They call me idol (Idol)
At the matter talent (Talent)
More a head on Idol Camp

I’ll tow! I’ll try all day (Try all day)
Now, Jai Ho, then, (Jai Ho then)
No more iron then (Iron then)
Nanny, none. So Nayeon view

So got city (Ah yeah yeah yeah)
No retone you seek and search your honey
Now Rio Karen, Dianne (What?)
Cook here! You got motor corn here

I know what I am (I know what I am)
I know what I want (When no one want)
I never go train (on number train)
I never go trade (Trade on choo-choo!)

Wooh! Anne joke on Jojo
Could two talk on the show?
Jogging, chopping Shopee!

Now do what he do
Kick it, no. No no chat? I shut. Hey!
You can stop me laughing mustard!

That
Hooh hooh!
I’ll search your time
You can stop me laughing mustard!

That
Hooh hooh!
See Sana show time?
You kiss tummy, laughing mustard!

Oh oh ooh oh
Oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oh oh ooh oh
Tommy duck on Dara now, hassle!

Oh oh ooh oh
Oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oh oh ooh oh
Tommy duck on Dara now, hassle!

Say some party. All stamp hey!
Top style, that’s fall like A
Bear who zoom Paul. He’ll route cat, where?
Pull a demo. Get a power!

Wow! Easy sashy Cali. So, she call him Nikki. Sad she
Wooh! I doom a thing (I doom a thing)
I love myself
I love myself! (I love myself)
I love my fellow, my easy, my wife
May Suga neigh? (May Suga neigh?)
Now Shane, my big yeah monicker he serve

Only totally dump a Jihyo (Dump a Jihyo)
Or Jovit rumble to doll gay (Doll gay)
Come and boot a litter tally now (Tally now)
Running now running now running man. Bra!

What? I choke on choo-choo coat
Two dough call bit shop
Talking, talking, talking
Now do what he taught
Kick a noon? No, no, shut up! Shut here!
You kiss tummy laughing mustard!

That
Hooh hooh!
I’ll search your time
You can stop me laughing mustard!

That
Hooh hooh!
Cheetah now show time!
You kiss tummy, laughing mustard!

Oh oh ooh oh
Oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oh oh ooh oh
Tommy duck on Dara now, hassle!

Oh oh ooh oh
Oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oh oh ooh oh
Tommy duck on Dara now, hassle!

As a Camille, I’ll boo a girl (Cuckoo a girl)
Cock a Marley. Though rock, I’ll do one
It’s okay. Ahin, now we might myself
It’s okay. Now, it’s Suga. Meme a cat, aww!

That
Hooh hooh!
I’ll search your time
You can stop me laughing mustard!

That
Hooh hooh!
See Sana show time?
You kiss tummy, laughing mustard!

Oh oh ooh oh
Oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oh oh ooh oh
Tommy duck on Dara now, hassle!

Oh oh ooh oh
Oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oh oh ooh oh
Tommy duck on Dara now, hassle!

JENNIE (제니) – SOLO (Full English Misheard Lyrics)

This time, we are now featuring BLACKPINK’s Jennie on her solo debut entitled Solo.

We have to feature it again, as we have previously done it. This is for the benefit of all Blinks and Jennie’s fans out there, and hope y’all like it.

Considering the misheard lyrics below, the alternate title for this song is “Itch, None On Solo”. It seems that Jennie is now conscious that her opening chorus will sound awful if misheard. Why? The original lyric in Korean was “빛이 나는 솔로”, and if misheard, it will be “Bitchy, None On Solo”.

(Looks like MOMOLAND is also conscious of this in their song Bboom Bboom. Part of their original lyric tells that “눈빛” and if they did not modified the lyric to “Noon Beet”, that will be “Noon Bitch”.)

Lyrics posted in the video are underlined here.

You may play this video while reading the following contents. Enjoy the misheard lyrics of “Solo” (Jennie of BLACKPINK/제니 – 블랙핑크) from TweetNewscaster!


John, Jin, no man
John soon died on.
Searchin control. Indian turtle man
Twitch your man!

May hell my heel? Auto problem turtle
Favorite Chuckie
Yeah, pull, pull the sheep, ah
The pool, she raps song
You’ll gummy like…

(Oh, oh, oh) Even now, my gummy love my love story
(Oh, oh, oh) Who do soul and do the Nae-nae? Go!
(Oh, oh, oh) Ne-yo may hire hatchy man in love story
(Oh, oh, oh) Wanna go to na na na? Itch, none on solo!

Itch, none on solo
I’m going solo lo lo lo lo lo
I’m going solo lo lo lo lo lo!

Used to be a girl, now used to been the girl
You sit in on your feelings, so sit in on my throne
I’m gonna ten foot. A truffles in your eyes!
They stop. I moan and look in that: Me, myself, and I

I’m goin solo!
Imma do it on my own now
Now that you’re alone,
Got you looking for a toner

Solo!
This time, get and down
Testing for the Sydney crown.
Singing love like…

(Oh, oh, oh) Even now, my gummy love my love story
(Oh, oh, oh) Who do soul and do the Nae-nae? Go!
(Oh, oh, oh) Ne-yo may hire hatchy man in love story
(Oh, oh, oh) Wanna go to na na na? Itch, none on solo!

Itch, none on solo
I’m going solo lo lo lo lo lo
I’m going solo lo lo lo lo lo!

Lawn now, Solenn! Come, dawn day on
Heap your number. Whole way code, he on
Whole Owen catch Ooh-Aah!
Now nutter, why Anika?

Dahyun, now hoop! Our rant, two rope
Poodle? We have golden two rope
No, lay cuckoo. Ship hoe.
Pour gay, and I’ll go ship hoe!
Now, I’m goin’ slomo!

Itch, none on solo
I’m going solo lo lo lo lo lo
I’m going solo lo lo lo lo lo!