TWICE (트와이스) – The Best Thing I Ever Did (올해제일잘한일)(Full English Misheard Lyrics)

Again, we are featuring TWICE on their year-end song The Best Thing I Ever Did.

Given that the song has slow tempo, and that it was released last December, this implies two things: They are about to bid goodbye to each other, or simply recall memories they share. This was discussed in our MV review last time.

I decided to make a full English version of it, so that many Onces will appreciate this. This will be the last time for 2018, and I hope that they will make a new one this year.

Considering the misheard lyrics below, the alternate title for this song is “Make A Hurray!”. …That would be an extended version of their previous song Cheer Up.

Lyrics posted in the video are underlined here.

You may play this video while reading the following contents. Enjoy the misheard lyrics of “The Best Thing I Ever Did” (올해제일잘한일) (TWICE/트와이스) from TweetNewscaster!


Ah ah ahh
Ah ah ahh
Yeah!
The best thing I ever did

Ah ah ahh
Ah ah ahh
Ooh…

December
And you rake ITZY. No one, I remember
Who reach on wacker noon?
Show room, PSY gone!
No way! Here, none go tour
So knock her man. Ream and Dura
Dory, we’ll go!

No, where okay money. So, Thor
So sorry, so Thor…
Seek a war. Hit ten where hope cheer Anna? Ooh!

Make a hurray. Tell they’re mean:
Though they’re mad and gold,
Though they’re mad and gold,
Though they’re mad, he’ll go
Make a hurray! A rat. He’ll choke a tit. I’m running!
No one hear you.
Shitty I rain, go! I’ll go in long car

All I wanna do, all I wanna do
He don’t know, he don’t know, he don’t know, he don’t know
No war. You want a Tony?
All I wanna do, all I wanna do
He don’t know, he don’t know, he don’t know, he don’t know
Can a Jihyo go puree?

Na na mood or gun noon there
Take ticker now, Nancy
Seek her to hit dole-out
I note your any big cake. Call joke. Tuck her!

I’m toy, so don’t Eddie
Amiga in a matcher. Run me. Gotcha!
Cook a car
Reggae, she known car auto care
Queso, now sing gag care

No, where okay money. So, Thor
So sorry, so Thor…
Seek a war. Hit ten where hope cheer Anna? Ooh!

Make a hurray. Tell they’re mean:
Though they’re mad and gold,
Though they’re mad and gold,
Though they’re mad, he’ll go
Make a hurray! A rat hill choke a tit! I’m running!
No one hear you.
Shitty I rain, go! I’ll go in long car

Who rattle little by little?
No layman, so sew my known needle
Oh, needle!
The whole Yama do where mood or

Noah, I’m gay, hum!
So car may pull Minzy, now Wendy
Sarah, he battle now. Who?

Make a hurray. Tell they’re mean:
Though they’re mad and gold,
Though they’re mad and gold,
Though they’re mad, he’ll go
Make a hurray! Anna, he’ll choke a tit. I’m running!
No one hear you.
Shitty I rain, go! I’ll go in long car

All I wanna do, all I wanna do
He don’t know, he don’t know, he don’t know, he don’t know
No, why you want a Tony?
All I wanna do, all I wanna do
He don’t know, he don’t know, he don’t know, he don’t know
Can a Jihyo go puree?

Ah ah ahh
Ah ah ahh
Yeah!
The best thing I ever did

Ah ah ahh
Ah ah ahh
Yeah!
The best thing I ever did!

GOT7 (갓세븐) – Miracle (Full English Misheard Lyrics)

We are featuring first time another K-Pop boy group called GOT7, with their song Miracle.

This tells of a story of a little girl, dreaming of Christmas magic. As one might notice, the members are invisible to her naked eye, but is doing something to make the girl believe that dreams are real. Hope that with this misheard lyric, somehow readers will not get too emotional over the song.

Considering the misheard lyrics below, the alternate title for this song is “Get Your Cartoon Here And Go”. There are so many cartoons. Which one will you get?

Lyrics posted in the video are underlined here.

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Yuna, he make it
Check a good show, who care whole day
Good in my heart

Do honey gone there?
Asian to cheer neck at all
Good on bar

Oh, yeah! Nae-nae pays Ahin in my neck
He hang Joe. Keep it! Got a saw huh?
Look at two Chachi water. Cheer hen, too
I thought, gummy need air
Chicken view read, hey your
Panner, get bitch. I should know

Go there. Could he saw none?
Pour wet, where should know man and gone
A miracle. Meghan know, meet her.
Get your cartoon here and go!

Nigga on arrow none
Itch, you need car who reach your chair magnet
I run!

May Barry bone her?
Nigga, he care. Yeah!
Yeah!

Imma don’t chat. Jin don’t he mum
Put on cat. Your Jin don a bag
My chick got dick. Sad you!
Topic got on. I could Dory

No, tell manner. Dash gay or
Who share a day, or cock a chalk? Hey, Anika!

Me, all pay. No Dan. He, cause I’m done

I ship duck. He yawn. Me?
Who to auto may Hungary?
Hannah should merit on chore
Hook, say, “Berry tune”

Sandwich make a taker, but…
Only say, “Mama, PSY, your war”
No more shit, who rook at two car
He might sue. Got Joy, huh?

Am tell her, “Toni, shake her. So gay.”
May Mino? Yet, hotter the Sony. He…
He may eat dummy. She null. Go mall
Tattoo talking, I’m sad
Coffee can hear. Choose her!
I can’t foam. Hey, you got Sahara!

Go there. Could he saw none?
Pour wet, where should know man and gone
A miracle. Meghan know, meet her.
Kiss your cartoon here and go!

Nigga on arrow none
Itch, you need car who reach your chair magnet
Anna!

May Barry bone her?
Nigga, he care. Yeah!
Baby I’m sure!

Say some. He saw. Don’t hoop, so my everything. You’re nun, nun
Asian may cool a jumper. Rake her
He care. He now he call much. What?
Good, go, she tour. Hunk, I hedge war
Hey, goon. A honey could hate cold.
Your money is your day. Stream when May.

Yeah, no one I know go ship phone, on oh Joe
Your whole Joe
Could he, yeah, pull too, please? Stay right by my side

Go there. Could he saw none?
Pour wet, where should know man and gone
A miracle. Meghan know, meet her.
Kiss your cartoon here and go!
(Go, got your baby)

Nigga on arrow none
Itch, who need car who reach your chair magnet
I know!

Me, far. I bone her?
Nigga, he care. Yeah!